I'm new enough I haven't gotten tired of the scenery yet.
[ He smiles, watching Jaskier apply the coats of nail polish with careful ease. Really, what can't his nimble fingers do? ]
It helps that there are some real hotties here. And the hottest of hotties happens to be in my bed. What request could I make of the waitstaff that's better than that?
[ Dylan winks. He hasn't harassed the waitstaff, although Jaskier's suggestion certainly gives him ideas. ]
Oh. Would it be completely terrible of me to request like a massive, three-tiered cake? With piped flowers and rainbow colored icing? Funfetti, of course. Because that's the queer of cakes. Oh my god, you probably haven't had funfetti yet, I'm realizing! Now I gotta do this to share a slice of the modern world with you. It's sickeningly sweet and you'll probably hate it, but consider it a welcome to American Culture -- land of excessive sugar and unhealthy habits.
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[ He smiles, watching Jaskier apply the coats of nail polish with careful ease. Really, what can't his nimble fingers do? ]
It helps that there are some real hotties here. And the hottest of hotties happens to be in my bed. What request could I make of the waitstaff that's better than that?
[ Dylan winks. He hasn't harassed the waitstaff, although Jaskier's suggestion certainly gives him ideas. ]
Oh. Would it be completely terrible of me to request like a massive, three-tiered cake? With piped flowers and rainbow colored icing? Funfetti, of course. Because that's the queer of cakes. Oh my god, you probably haven't had funfetti yet, I'm realizing! Now I gotta do this to share a slice of the modern world with you. It's sickeningly sweet and you'll probably hate it, but consider it a welcome to American Culture -- land of excessive sugar and unhealthy habits.