[ Actually, he's doing pretty well in Gen Z terms. Who says 'hi, how are you' anymore? ]
well that all depends on the context are you talking about the day? or are you talking about someone called you/asked you to be their valentine? or you talking about the little cards you give out in school with corny little phrases?
there's also the massacre. we talking about the massacre?
i'd question anyone who would celebrate the massacre so no, it's probably the holiday and it's a holiday made for romance
couples are expected to get chocolates or flowers or sometimes both for their partner people either love the holiday or hate it for couples? it's great for singles? it's just a reminder that they're alone
but some people use it as an excuse to throw parties like this tony guy sooooo you're probably expected to bring a +1, right? i'll go with you if you want! so long as it's not on the 5th, i'm free and can do you this solid
[ Oh....that question breaks his heart a little. The one about having chocolate all the time back home. Chocolate is probably a commodity in a war-ravaged world. Dylan's going to definitely have to get Eren a box of chocolates! The good kind, not the cheapo shit they sell in the drugstore. Spoil him in style. And speaking of style... ]
semi-formal, huh? let's go shopping! i can help you pick something out. by the time i'm done with you, you'll look 🔥🔥🔥
but yeah the 5th i got an unfortunate date with a full moon and a dungeon
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[ Absolutely no idea how to start a conversation like a normal person, as usual. ]
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well that all depends on the context
are you talking about the day?
or are you talking about someone called you/asked you to be their valentine?
or you talking about the little cards you give out in school with corny little phrases?
there's also the massacre. we talking about the massacre?
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[ Of course that's the first thing he asks about. ]
I got an invite from Tony to a Valentine party. Obviously we don't have whatever that is at home.
Tony doesn't seem like the kind of person to celebrate a massacre. It must be something else right?
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so no, it's probably the holiday
and it's a holiday made for romance
couples are expected to get chocolates or flowers or sometimes both for their partner
people either love the holiday or hate it
for couples? it's great
for singles? it's just a reminder that they're alone
but some people use it as an excuse to throw parties like this tony guy
sooooo you're probably expected to bring a +1, right?
i'll go with you if you want!
so long as it's not on the 5th, i'm free and can do you this solid
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[ Eren might be pro-massacre in a sense but he's not happy about it happening. ]
Chocolate is amazing. You really just have it all the time where you're from? I don't know if we have it at all in my world.
[ They probably do somewhere; he's just never seen it or had it before now. They sure as hell don't on his island. ]
I don't know if I'm expected to bring someone but it would feel weird to go alone. It's the 11th. It says "semi formal."
You can't go on the 5th because of the wolf thing?
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semi-formal, huh?
let's go shopping!
i can help you pick something out.
by the time i'm done with you, you'll look 🔥🔥🔥
but yeah
the 5th i got an unfortunate date with a full moon and a dungeon
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[ Which is extremely obvious if you ever just look at him. ]
Is there really nothing you can do to learn to have some control when you're a monster? You just have to be stuck in a dungeon?